Help Me! I’m Stuck – Lyrics


Kindergarten (MEXICO)

Conejo(C): Buenos Dias Seniora Rattlesnake!
Rattlesnake(RS): Buenos Dias Senior Conejo.
C: Why do you carry a rock on your back?
RS: It fell and now I am stuck.

Chorus: Help Me! Help Me! Somebody help me! Help me! Help me!
RS: I’ll give you a s-s-swell reward.
RS: Muchas gracias mi amigo.
C: De nada Senior rattlesnake! What kind reward do you have to give me?
RS: Hmmm, eat you, a swell reward!
C: AH!

Chorus: Help me! Help me! Somebody help me! Help me! Help me!
C: Um,…I don’t like my reward.
Coyote (CT): Hola mis amigos!
R and RS: Hola Senior Coyote! (strangled sounding)
CT: What has been happening? Why do you fight?
RS: I was resting…
C: I helped him from…
Both: Under a rock.
CT: It appears to me you agree on one thing, one fact remains the same. Senior
Rattlesnake was under a rock you see, so a under a rock Senior Rattlesnake..you
should be.

Chorus: Help me! Help me! Somebody help me! Help me! Help me!
RS: Somebody? Anybody!? Ah shucks….I’m stuck.
All: Wah wah wah wah